A golfer is playing a round of golf with his friends. On the sixth hole, a hole over water, he proceeds to flub eight balls into the water. Frustrated over his poor golf game, he heaves his golf clubs into the water, and begins to walk off the course.
Then all of a sudden he turns around and jumps into the lake. His buddies think he is going to retrieve his clubs.
When he comes out of the water he doesn’t have his clubs and begins to walk off the course.
One of his buddies asks, “Why did you jump into the lake?”
He answers, “I left my car keys in the bag.”
In a rush to work one morning, Jim pulled up to the drive-through window at a fast-food restaurant and ordered some coffee.
Because he was in a hurry, Jim asked them to put a couple of ice cubes in the coffee so it would cool down more quickly and he could drink it faster.
He sat there at the pick-up window for a few minutes, wondering where they had to go to get the coffee, when a frustrated teenager finally came up and said, “I’m sorry for the delay, but the ice you wanted in your coffee keeps melting!”
Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.
Her seven year old granddaughter was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks.
“Wow,” said the grandmother, “I must have worn these when I was 183.”
Her granddaughter looked puzzled, then asked, “How old are you now?”
