“The reason I pulled you over is that you’re missing a taillight,” said the police officer.
The motorist stepped out, looked toward the back of his car, and stood there quivering and speechless.
“Oh, it’s not that bad,” said the officer.
The man mumbled, “It’s not the taillight I am worried about. Where is my wife and our camper?”
The newly married husband came home from work to find his young wife in tears.
“Darling, what is wrong?” he asked.
“Sweetheart,” she cried, “the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my first very own Beef Tenderloin Tips casserole for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone,” she sobbed. “I found the cat had eaten it!”
“Don’t worry, darling,” said her husband. “Don’t cry. We’ll get a new cat in the morning…”
