On a chilly winter evening, Ben and his wife were snuggled together on the floor watching television. During a commercial break, he reached over and gave his wife’s foot a gentle squeeze.
“Mmmmm,” his wife said. “That’s so sweet.”
“Actually,” Ben admitted, “I thought that was the remote.”
Amy and Carolyn are old friends. They have both been married to their husband for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn’t find her attractive anymore.
“As I get older, he doesn’t bother to look at me!” Amy cries.
“I’m so sorry for you. As I get older, my husband says I get more beautiful every day,” replies Carolyn.
“Yes, but your husband’s an antique dealer!”
