Amy and Carolyn are old friends. They have both been married to their husband for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn’t find her attractive anymore.
“As I get older, he doesn’t bother to look at me!” Amy cries.
“I’m so sorry for you. As I get older, my husband says I get more beautiful every day,” replies Carolyn.
“Yes, but your husband’s an antique dealer!”
“I’m sorry,” said the clerk in the flower shop, “we don’t have potted geraniums. Could you use African violets instead?”
“No,” replied the customer sadly. “It was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone.”
