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Laughter by Paul: September 22, 2011

By Paul Shumate

An elderly woman walked into the local church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up a flight of steps.

“Where would you like to sit?” he asked politely.

“The front row please,” she answered.

“You really don’t want to do that,” the usher said. “The pastor is really boring.”

“Do you know who I am?” the woman inquired.

“No,” he said

“I’m the pastor’s mother,” she replied indignantly.

“Do you know who I am?” asked the usher.

“No,” she replied.

“Good,” he answered.





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