A young woman watched a man rush onto the plane at the last minute before takeoff. He spotted one of the few empty seats and silently sat down.
Later in the flight, he seemed bothered as the woman next to him fidgeted and got up frequently to use the bathroom. Still, the man never uttered a word. Feeling sorry for him, the young woman quietly asked him if he would like to move to another seat.
“My wife has been annoying me for 50 years,” he said. “There’s no sense in separating us now.”