An elderly couple was sitting in their rockers on the porch watching a beautiful sunset and reminiscing about the âgood old daysâ when the woman turned to the man and said, âHoney, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?â
The man looked over to her, smiled, and obligingly took her aged hand in his.
With a little smile, the woman then said, âHoney, do you remember how after we were engaged, youâd sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?â
The elderly man leaned slowly toward his wife and gave her a lingering kiss on her cheek.
The woman smiled and said, âHoney, do you remember how after we were first married, youâd kind of nibble on my ear?â
The man slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house. Startled, the old woman said, âHoney, where are you going?â
Her husband yelled back excitedly, âTo get my teeth!â