A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room, and comes back with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor says, “Take the green pills with a big glass of waters when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then, before going to bed, take the red pill with a big glass of water.”
Concerned that he had to take so much medicine the man stammers, “My goodness doc, exactly what is my problem”?
The doctor replies, “You are not drinking enough water.”
Frank was a very nervous flyer. During a trip from New York to California, it didn’t help that the connecting flight was delayed twice because of mechanical problems.
Then, after the plane was in the air, he noticed that the lights began to flicker. He mentioned that to the flight attendant. “I’ll take care of it”. she said.
Minutes later the lights on the plane went out. Clearly, the flight attendant had solved the problem by turning off the lights.
A passenger across the aisle who had been listening leaned over and said. “Whatever you do, please don’t ask about the engines.”
