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Laughter by Paul: September 6, 2012

By Paul Shumate

Jim was on vacation, playing the slot machines. It was his first time in a casino, and he was unsure how the machines operated.

“Excuse me,” he said to a casino employee. “How does this work?”

The employee showed him how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle.

“And where does the money come out?” asked Jim.

The employee smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying, “Usually at the ATM.”





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