As fall approaches and summer vacation is over, a mother wakes up her son and says it’s the first day of school, so get up ready. He says, “Mom, I don’t want to go back. Please don’t make me. I hate school!”
She says, “Don’t be silly. It can’t be that bad. I bet you can’t think of two reasons not to go.”
He says, “Really, I mean it! All the kids hate me. And the teachers all think I’m stupid.”
She says, “Well, those aren’t really good reasons. Maybe you can try harder.”
He says, “No. Give me two good reasons I should.”
She replies, “Well, first of all, you’re almost years 60 old. And second, you’re the principal.”
