My buddy Jack is a high school science teacher â the kind of teacher you wish you had when you were in school. Thatâs because he goes out of his way to make science real and interesting in an everyday way.
Take his asparagus study, for example.
Every year, he brings a bundle of fresh asparagus spears to class, and he gives one spear to each of his students. As they munch it down, he tells them, âThe experiment has begun.â
He then explains that asparagus has a curious effect on anybody who eats it: It makes your urine smell âskunky.â But thatâs only the start of the fun, because another curious effect is that only about half of us can actually smell it.
âAnd because it only takes about 15 minutes for the effect to kick in,â he tells them, âin the second half of the class period Iâll give everybody a pass to go one at a time to the restroom, where you can pee and find out which half of the population you belong to. When you come back, weâll take a poll. Youâll mark on the blackboard whether youâre a âsmellerâ or a ânon-smeller.ââ
See, science, rocks! At least it does in Jackâs classes.
Sure enough, at the end of the period about half of the students come back gagging at how bad the bathroom reeked, but the other half come back and say, âNo, my pee didnât smell any different.â
âAh, but it did,â he tells them. âYou just couldnât smell it. Thatâs the experiment.â
Inevitably, an argument ensues. If half of a population claims to smell an odor to their urine, and the other half does not, how can you be certain which half is right? Maybe some pee smells and some doesnât. After all, smell is merely a perception, right? And how can you say that your perception is clearer or more accurate than mine?
Because, Jack explains, facts are still facts. âSkunky asparagus-pee is a chemical fact in everybody, whether you yourself can smell it or not. And a fact is a fact, even if youâre immune to perceiving it.â
And now that they had separated the âsmellersâ from the ânon-smellers,â they could conduct a second experiment to verify whether skunky asparagus pee is hit-or-miss, or whether it is a rock-solid universal fact that only some can perceive. In this experiment, Jack could send students one by one into a room with a bundle of asparagus in it. They could eat a spear (or not) and come back and tell which choice they made â or lie about it.
Then he could send them one by one to pee in mason jars. With the jars lined up in a row back in the classroom, those who identified themselves as ânon-smellersâ in the first experiment wouldnât have a clue which jar was which, because to them, none of the jars would have an unusual odor. But every verified âsmellerâ from the first experiment would be able to point out each and every asparagus culprit and separate them from the non-asparagus suspects, without fail.
Because facts are facts, whether some of us can accurately perceive them or not. And thatâs what science is all aboutâfinding ways to verify facts, and not always trusting our perceptions of things.
To my knowledge, Jackâs experiments never went as far as mason jars becauseâŚwell, come on. These are high school kids, and if youâve ever spent any time with teenagers, youâd know that high on the list of things you donât want them to do is: âWalk around with mason jars of urine.â
But Jack hasnât had to go that far with his experiments, because the professional scientific community has backed up his findings in experiments of their own.
According to a 2016 study by Lorelei Mucci, associate professor of epidemiology at Harvardâs T.H. Chan School of Public Health, as many as 60 percent of 6,900 people could not smell asparagus-pee. They were immune to perceiving the stench, thanks to some unique combination of variants in their genes. Women were less likely than men to smell it, and strangely enough, Scandinavians and Irish were the least likely of all.
The study was limited, of course, because all participants were Americans of European descent. Would results differ among those of Asian or African descent? Only more study would tell.
But wait a minute. In the interest of science, thereâs a bigger question here, isnât there? I mean, why stop at asparagus?
After all, if some combination of genetic variants can render a large percentage of the population to be nose-blind to the rock-solid fact of skunky asparagus-pee, is it possible that some genetic stew also blinds our political perceptions?
Is that why so many can look at rock-solid facts and dismiss them as âfake newsâ? And when you wave a mason jar under their nose reeking with racism, bigotry, greed, corruption and lies, is that why they can say with such certainty: âNothing to smell hereâ?
That sure would explain a lot, wouldnât it?
Author, musician and storyteller TR Kerth is a retired teacher who has lived in Sun City Huntley since 2003. Contact him at trkerth@yahoo.com. Canât wait for your next visit to Planet Kerth? Then get TRâs book, âRevenge of the Sardines,â available from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and other online book distributors.