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If life only had a keyboard shortcut

By My Sunday News

Hereā€™s an oldie but goodie. In 1950s DJ lingo: A platter that matters. Cell phones. Iā€™ve written about them before and will probably write about them again until their days are numbered!

Right! Itā€™s like that one guy 50 years ago who said, ā€œComputers? Oh, those things will never catch.ā€

About a month ago at a meeting with my ad reps, the topic of cell phones surfaced, namely because mine (a cheap trying-to-be-touch-screen job thatā€™s failing miserably) is on the fritz, and Iā€™d been a little tough to reach and long on returning phone calls because that little hip leech has decided to not tell me when thereā€™s a VM, wonā€™t record incoming calls to the RECENT CALL LOG, and freezes up altogether when I try to access the call log. As far as Iā€™m concerned, the darned thing is nothing but a blinking paperweight that buzzes sometimes.

I wonā€™t say that our conversation about cell phones turned into an argument, but it came close. Why? Because I hate cell phones. Call me stubborn (you wouldnā€™t be the first in this regard), but I refuse to jump on the talk-text bandwagon. What was ironic to me about this argument is that the two people that I was having it with were both older than I am now when I was born.

There I was, in the office of my new house, being schooled by two people in their seventies on the pros of owning a cell phone and essentially being told, ā€œChris, youā€™ve got to get with the times. Chris, youā€™ve got to get connected. Chris, you need a smart phone. Chris, you need to text!ā€

Text?

Text what? Iā€™ve never texted a day in my life.

And a smart phone? Theyā€™re only as smart as their operator, and when it comes to cell phones, Iā€™m like Forrest Gump: ā€œstupid is as stupid does.ā€

Terrorists can detonate dirty bombs with cell phones, kids can hack government computers with cell phones, but when you put 4Gs in my hand, I can barely utilize 1kb. I even have issues pressing SEND.

My argument against my needing a cell phone has always been this:

When Iā€™m in my office, I can be reached on a landline. When Iā€™m out, itā€™s under three scenarios:

1. Iā€™m at a meeting.
2. Iā€™m on a photo assignment.
3. Iā€™m out with my wife.

I canā€™t or wonā€™t take calls under any of those above circumstances. Call me crazy, but when Iā€™m at a meeting, I like to give the other person my full attention. And when Iā€™m on a photo assignment, Iā€™ll be damned if I waste a shot because my back pocket is vibrating (ask any photographerā€”good shots pass in a split second). And when Iā€™m out with my wife, work is over. Not to mention, when Iā€™m at a meeting or on a photo assignment, Iā€™m never more than 10 minutes away from my office. If someone needs a callback, it can surely wait 10 minutes. I run a weekly paper after all, not an hourly.

Donā€™t get me wrong. I see the purpose of cell phones. Begrudging as I am to admit it, I accept their place in our culture. And in case of emergencies, theyā€™re little wonders that could save a life or get you off the road. Heck, I drive old cars. If it werenā€™t for my cell phone (defunct as it is), Iā€™d probably still be broke down by some cornfield in the middle of nowhere waiting for a passerby. I just think that, like everything, cell phones can be a little overpowering.

Case in point:

A few weeks ago, my wife and I were at furniture store, shopping for sofas, when I noticed two kids, maybe in their very early teens, lounging on one of the displays, thumbs working, glued to their cell phones. I was amazed by the attention they were giving those things. It was after a few minutes of watching them that one said to the other, ā€œShut up! I canā€™t believe you just said that to me.ā€ I realized they had been sitting right next to each other, texting each other all along. What happened to talking? I thought. I donā€™t even think the cell phone companies had that in mind when they came up with talk-and-text plans.

But for all my gripes with cell phones, I admit that Iā€™m gripped by technology just the same as most other people are. My entire life runs through a computer, and what is a cell phone but a pocket computer? The primary way to communicate with me is through email, and during layout, Mason and I depend on Instant Messaging. All my TV comes through our computer, and because of computers, I can visit my favorite place whenever I want: the library.

But just as I think cell phone-use can go a little too far, so can technology. At least my perception of technology.

About a week after we moved into our new house, I was setting up the built-in shelving in my office. I didnā€™t like my original arrangement, so I went to work again. An hour later, I stepped back, surveyed my Feng Shui skills, and decided I liked the previous arrangement. Kid you not, my very first impulse was to press Ctrl+Z, which is the keyboard shortcut for UNDO.





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