A woman is giving a garden party with several wealthy guests attending.
During the festivities, two gardeners are out working on the back lawn. As a guest watches, one gardener is busy weeding when the other suddenly leaps high in the air, spins around, and gracefully swirls.
Taken by his grace, the guest remarks to the hostess, “That man is such a talented dancer, I’d pay him $500 to dance at my next party!”
When the hostess asks the first gardener about such an arrangement, the gardener yells, “Hey Louie! Do you think for $500 you could step on that rake again?”
A 10-year-old boy phoned his school classmate and said, “My silly mom just went to the store to buy shoes for my computer.”
His classmate asked, “Why would she do that?”
The boy replied, “Because I told her the computer needed to be rebooted.”
