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Laughter by Paul: January 27, 2011

By Paul Shumate

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.

“Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?”

“Yes, I am afraid so,” the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the lady replied: “I’m wondering, then, just how serious my condition is, because the prescription is marked NO REFILLS.”


A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.

He responded, “Sure. You carry the suitcases!”





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