A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.
“Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?”
“Yes, I am afraid so,” the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the lady replied: “I’m wondering, then, just how serious my condition is, because the prescription is marked NO REFILLS.”
A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.
He responded, “Sure. You carry the suitcases!”