Did you know you can’t run a computer keyboard through the dishwasher? I didn’t. Apparently, you can’t use bacon fat to loosen a stuck key either. It works but it only smells good for a day or two.

1. I would eliminate child-proof caps on medicine bottles. Who can open them? Kids can. Who can’t open them? Me! I’m tired of waiting for the neighbor’s grandchildren to visit so I can ask them to open my prescription bottle.

Is it just me? If I watch any more TV that is not hockey, I think my eyes are gonna start bleeding. What’s the matter with the NHL/NHLPA? Don’t they know what they’re doing to me? They’re ruining a critical part of my life. And, yes, I’m taking it personally!