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April 11, 2013

Laughter By Paul

Laughter By Paul 2/14/13

The teacher was conducting an American history class when she called on Johnny Smith.

Laughter By Paul – January 31, 2013

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

Laughter By Paul: January 17, 2013

The owner of a large store was awakened by his phone ringing at 1 a.m.

Laughter by Paul: December 13, 2012

A newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have GREAT news for you. Pretty soon, there are going to be three in this house instead of two.”

Laughter by Paul: November 29, 2012

At Judy’s granddaughter’s wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married the longest. As luck would have it, it turned out to be Judy and her husband, Ray.

Laughter by Paul: November 15, 2012

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinarian’s office and laid her pet on the table.

Laughter by Paul: October 4, 2012

Jim was on vacation, playing the slot machines. It was his first time in a casino, and he was unsure how the machines operated.

Laughter by Paul: September 20, 2012

A tornado hit a farmhouse just before dawn. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds in which the farmer and his wife slept, and set them down gently in the next county. The wife began to cry.

Laughter by Paul: September 6, 2012

Jim was on vacation, playing the slot machines. It was his first time in a casino, and he was unsure how the machines operated.

Laughter by Paul: August 23, 2012

A man and his wife, now in their 60s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day, a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good, each one of them could have one wish.

Laughter by Paul: July 26, 2012

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room, and comes back with three different bottles of pills.

Laughter by Paul: July 5, 2012

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car — both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light.”

Laughter by Paul: June 14, 2012

Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

Laughter by Paul: May 31, 2012

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,” he said.

Laughter by Paul: May 17, 2012

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup.

Laughter by Paul: May 3, 2012

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup.

Laughter by Paul: April 19, 2012

A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf.”

Laughter by Paul: April 5, 2012

Jane had just become a widow and needed to put an obituary in the paper about her late husband, Bubba. She called the newspaper and asked, “How much does it cost to put an obituary in the paper?”

Laughter by Paul: March 22, 2012

One early evening, a police car pulled up in front of grandma Marge’s house and grandpa Stanley got out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the neighborhood park and couldn’t find his way home.

Laughter by Paul: February 23, 2012

Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now.

Laughter by Paul: February 9, 2012

Jane had just become a widow and needed to put an obituary in the paper about her late husband, Bubba. She called the newspaper and asked, “How much does it cost to put an obituary in the paper?”

Laughter by Paul: January 26, 2012

Two old guys were sitting in the park talking when the subject turned to getting older. The first guy said, “Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older.”

Laughter by Paul: January 12, 2012

Tom was trying to get his history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when they first encountered the Spanish explorers.

Laughter by Paul: December 15, 2011

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

Laughter by Paul: December 1, 2011

It was the day after Christmas. The pastor of a church was looking over their Nativity scene when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures.

Laughter by Paul: November 17, 2011

A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.