At her grandparents’ 50th wedding anniversary, Emily was looking through a photo album of their marriage ceremony. “Grandma, so many of these styles have come back over the years,” Emily commented.

My aunt’s neighbor in New York had a beautiful black cat named Felix, who spent his days outside and came indoors at night. One cool October evening, Felix disappeared. The neighbor searched for him in vain. The following spring, Felix reappeared, looking healthy and clean. She figured the he’d been sowing his wild oats. Everything was back to normal until that fall, when Felix disappeared again.

A golfer is playing a round of golf with his friends. On the sixth hole, a hole over water, he proceeds to flub eight balls into the water. Frustrated over his poor golf game, he heaves his golf clubs into the water, and begins to walk off the course.