Like most Americans, whenever I feel a bit anxious and lost, I trust my faith in a higher power â my carâs navigational system. She always seems to get me back on track.
I call her âshe,â of course, because her voice is female. And Iâm glad sheâs female, because who wants to put all your faith in some disembodied guyâs voice when youâre lost? We men are idiots when it comes to finding our own way, because we always think we can get there without asking directions. So that directional dashboard dude is probably just as lost as I am and is faking it to preserve his fragile manhood.